{"id":1442,"date":"2024-11-22T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/santamaidstone.co.uk\/Grotto\/?page_id=1442"},"modified":"2024-11-23T10:18:48","modified_gmt":"2024-11-23T10:18:48","slug":"santas-silly-jokes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/santamaidstone.co.uk\/Grotto\/santas-silly-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa&#8217;s Silly Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf85 Ho ho ho! Silly old Santa just loves a good giggle! \ud83d\ude02 My cheeky elves keep sharing more and more silly jokes! 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